BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED . Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus dis year. He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economic situation of increase. He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation are still ongoing btw the Pharisees, Scribes and High-Priests, which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are hereby advise to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when Judas will receive alert from his bank. Judas nd his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused. ............................... Yours Sincerely Judas Iscariot happy Sunday Al